Real Men’s Legs Fall Asleep on the Toilet

Real men sit on the toilet so long that their legs fall asleep.  You try to tell me that this doesn’t happen to you?

Liar.

Craptrophy-

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.
I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.
-urbandictionary.com

About zach

Staring out across the hazy mountain range on his latest summitting of Mt. Kilimanjaro, Zach saw with a clearness he had not yet seen. "People should tremble at the very sound of my name", he thought. And it was so. "I should master the manly arts of the world, such as barehanded hunting and blacksmithing". And it was so. "People should call me Z$". And it was so.

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